In the general category of "crimes you've never heard of," the New York Times has an exasperating story about a 64-year old man charged with a public disturbance in a NYC subway for causing inconvenience and annoyance and "refusing to provide pedigree info.” An American citizen from Bulgaria, he gave his name and address upon demand but refused to answer where he was originally from. (The story also involves nearsightedness and a lady covered in blue tattoos, but you'll have to read the whole story to get the local color.)
HT: ABA Journal