Supreme Court Justice Application Asks For 3 Sample Opinions
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities
Constructionist Supreme Court To Revisit Women's Suffrage
What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All These Constitutional Rights?
Temp Hides Fun, Fulfilling Life From Rest Of Office
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
Baseball Imposes Tough New 'Three-Strikes-You're-Out' Rule
Supremes Court Upholds Stopping In The Name Of Love In 2-1 Decision
Special 'Framers' Cut' Of Constitution To Feature Five Deleted Amendments
