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The Onion for Patent Lawyers

Charmin Introduces New Disposable Toilet Paper

The Onion: Not Just for Lawyers

Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System

The Latest of The Onion for Lawyers

Emergency Team Of 8th-Grade Civics Teachers Dispatched To Washington

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Recording Statistics: An Invasion Of Players' Privacy?

Pfizer Breaks Psychological Need To Always Seek FDA's Approval

Predator Drone TR425 Takes The Stand

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U.S. To Just Hand Terry Jones Over To Fundamentalist Muslims

Juror Brings Baseball Glove To Barry Bonds Perjury Trial

International Criminal Court Announces New '3 Strikes' Genocide Policy

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Struggling Supreme Court Loses Eighth Consecutive Case

Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

Jury Selection Proving Difficult In Trial Of 'The Jury Killer'

Finding the Humor in Corporate Personhood and Citizens United

Chief Justice John Roberts goes there:

The protection in FOIA against disclosure of law enforcement information on the ground that it would constitute an unwarranted invasion of personal privacy does not extend to corporations. We trust that AT&T will not take it personally.

From Monday's decision in FCC v AT&T.  Download it here.

HT: Slate, "The verdict is in: Chief Justice John Roberts is hilarious."

The Latest of The Onion for Lawyers, and More

Tom Becker's Testimony* **  The Supreme Court recently ruled that the First Amendment no longer applied to idiotic blowhard, Tom Becker.

We also call readers' attention to a The Onion poll we missed in the last TLOTHFL, but spotted by alert reader John Anthony La Pietra,  "Which song should SCOTUS choose as their theme song?"  He suggests "Hello Goodbye," or maybe Dave Mason's "We Just Disagree."

And we thank Josh Ard for pointing out that Suzanne Sena, who plays the fake newscaster Brooke Alvarez for the Onion News Network, is an MSU grad.

* highly recommended, especially the print-only version  ** some offensive language

 

The Latest of The Onion for Lawyers

 Supreme Court Mistakenly Used Belgium's Constitution For Last 3 Rulings

Judge Rules White Girl to be Tried as Black Adult

 

Only One Lawyer on The Onion's List of the 20 People Who Mattered in 2010

Barack Obama, Either Doing His Best In One of The Most Difficult Times In American History, Or Hitler.

Whoops, Elena Kagan's a lawyer, too -- but her headline isn't very funny.  (Silvio Berlusconi's not a lawyer, right?)