If you missed the response from a Cottleville, Missouri pub owner to a cease-and-desist letter from a Honigman lawyer, here's your chance for a laugh out loud moment. The cease-and-desist letter seeks to protect the Starbucks' trademark "Frappuccino" from contamination by Exit 6 Pub and Brewery's ale "Frappicino." The cease-and-desist letter and response are both available here, on Scribd. The pub owner's second sentence alerts you that you're in for a treat:
I am writing in response to your letter dated 12/9/13 in regards to “Frappuccino” (at the risk of further lawsuits, heretofore known as “The F Word”) beer listed on Untappd.
Some have called the letter sarcastic. I think "tongue-in-cheek" is a better fit. In any case, enjoy.