There will always be an England, even if a Brit can't win at Wimbledon. The annual Chap Olympiad, "a celebration of eccentricity and athletic ineptitude with the emphasis on panache and style over sporting prowess," just took place in London. Its events included the cucumber sandwich discus, umbrella jousting, ironing board surfing, and butler racing. Fans of Monty Python, especially, will not want to miss the priceless pictures at The Guardian.